I am so fucking stoked for this!
"That crazy sigil on the back is [Christopher Lee]’s family’s actual crest, the coat of arms of the Roman Empire bestowed by the crusading emperor Frederick Barbarossa. Because Christopher Lee’s bloodline used to hang with Charlemagne, meaning all the swords and castles and fire are so deep within his wheelhouse that they’re probably fucking heirlooms." #CrackedClassic
Robin Rises: Omega returns a Robin to Batman and Robin
DC Comics announced today that they are bring back a Robin to the pages of “Batman and…”, but they won’t confirm who Robin is. Here’s what Peter J. Tomasi had to say:
Let’s just say that we are most definitely bringing back a Robin for Batman’s 75th anniversary. Batman needs a Robin and Robin needs a Batman, so what more needs to be said except that “Robin Rises: Omega,” drawn by the stupendous Andy Kubert, starts and ends with a bang and everything that occurs in this epic story all has seeds that Pat Gleason and I planted back during our first arc in “Batman and Robin: Born To Kill.”
I’m sure we all think/hope Damian will return, but I have an INSANE theory. Although we already know Dick Grayson’s post Forever Evil fate, what if Dick Grayson returned as Robin? Perhaps a young Dick from the past come to the future? It seems like an appropriate story for the 75th anniversary: Batman and Robin together again…
Or it’s Damian Wayne or Carrie Kelly. Either way, it’ll get spoiled for us before hand somehow.
"We looked at that evening as a night that may never happen again," says Dave Grohl. "That’s what made it so powerful"
i want this framed and above my bed tbh
I can’t imagine anyone saying the word justice in anything but a deep scary batman voice. Even Wonder Woman.
That joke took an army of guys with FinalDraft.
#4. The Story: Has Been Rewritten Four Times
The first draft of the movie was a gritty origin story written by the same guy who wrote Young Guns and Hidalgo, so we can only assume that in this version of the film the turtles were a mischievous band of troublemaking outlaws and the Shredder was an evil rancher. Paramount decided that script was “too edgy” (which is industry speak for “Michelangelo gets high on bath salts and eats his own face”), so they commissioned a rewrite from the two storytelling heavyweights responsible for Now You See Me, the Woody Harrelson movie about fake magicians. Finally, they brought in the guy who wrote Snow White and the Huntsman to do one last polish. So, four different writers, collectively responsible for some of the most forgettable films ever produced, whipped up a new Ninja Turtles movie for us.
I’m still really iffy on April O’Neal not being a redhead, and it being a “gritty reboot”
There have been enough of those recently.
"DOINK" — Luke’s proton torpedo
IT’S A PROTON TORPEDO! IT’LL GO THROUGH A GODAMN GRATE LIKE BUTTER! FOR FUCKS SAKE! It’s science fiction. It’s not always supposed to be based on logic you dipshits.
it’s the natmobile
reblogging again cause that’s fucking gold.
Oh, I’d jump in that car with no hesitation! This woman is amazingly attractive.
The most metal guy to ever walk the earth!